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It's very, very fertile ground for growth at Shea Stadium. It's fertile ground for a team's growth and development. Sometimes fertile ground has fertilizer. |
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OMG YOU CALLED METS FANS FERTILIZER! THAT MEANS YOU CALLED THEM SHIT! I AM SO PUTTING THAT ON THE COVER LOLZ!!1! I'M GONNA SPELL IT ALL #%$*@ LIKE Q-BERT 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T WRITE SHIT ON THE COVER OF A NEWSPAPER REMEMBER Q-BERT I HEART THE 80S LOL;!!1! |
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I didn't say that. You're taking my remarks totally out of context. Mets fans are smart enough to know what I mean. |
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OMG NOW YOU CALLED METS FANS NERDS! THAT'S GOING ON MY COVER TOO LOLLERSKATES!!9! |
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I didn't say that either. This whole "gotcha" game you're playing with me is extremely immature. |
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OMG NOW YOU CALLED METS FANS WHINEY LITTLE BABIES!!7! THAT'S SO GOING ON THE COVER IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY!! |
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No, I called you immature. And why are you shouting? |
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BECAUSE I'M THE NY POST BROSEPH AND RUN THIS TOWN! I'M KIND OF A BIG DEAL LOLZ QUOTE FROM ANCHORMAN! NY POST FTW!!123! |
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How can you "run this town" when you only have the fourth largest circulation of all the dailies in the city? |
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IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW MANY PAPERS YOU SELL BROZILLA! IT'S ALL ABOUT BEING EXTREEEEM! WIGGGITY WIGGITTY WACK! WORD UP PARTY! |
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You seriously don't have anything better to put on the cover? How about some news about the war in Iraq? Remember, that war that your owner helped start? |
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WHY WOULD I TALK ABOUT THAT WHEN I'VE GOT SOME PICTURES OF LINDSEY LOHAN GETTING OUT OF A LIMO AND YOU CAN TOTALLY SEE ONE AND A HALF NIPPLES AND A TINY PIECE OF HER CHOOCH! |
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How about the fact that gas prices are spiraling out of control, after your owner said the war in Iraq would get petroleum down to $20 a barrel? |
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NEWSFLASH: MATTHEW MCCONNAHUEY SURFS! PICTURES OF HIS GLISTENING PECS TO FOLLOW! |
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How about the fact that your Page Six section prints lies on a daily basis and has taken more bribes than Spiro Agnew and Boss Tweed combined? |
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HEY, NEWSPAPERING IS A DIRTY BIDNESS BRO-LANDA VEGA FOR THE NEW YORK STATE LOTTERY!! YOU GOT A BREAK A COUPLE OF TOTALLY MADE UP EGGS TO MAKE A DELICIOUS GOSSIP OMELETTE!! JOURNALISM AIN'T ABOUT TELLING THE TROOTH! |
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Actually, yes, journalism is supposed to be about telling nothing but the truth. |
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THIS JUST IN: JERRY MANUEL PROBABLY GAY ACCORDING TO UNNAMED TOTALLY NOT FAKE SOURCES. 'HE LOVES THE BUTT-SECKS WITH OTHER DUDEZ' SAYS COMPLETEY NON-IMAGINARY PERSON. |
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You're pathetic. What does it feel like to contribute to the crassness and dumbing down of the news media? |
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I DRINK PAINT THINNER TO NUMB MY BRAIN EVERY NIGHT LOLLERGAGGIN!!567HELPME! |
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