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Hillary Clinton: To Be Campaigning, Talented, and Black

It's unfortunate that my esteemed opponent, Barack Obama, is trying to make race an issue in this campaign. Every time I accuse him of making race an issue, he brings up race! It's almost as if he's defensive about the whole race thing.

I'm used to these types of reactions. There are people in this world who see me and think that I can't be President. Well, I have never listened to what the naysayers said, and I am here to tell America that yes, a black woman can be President.

Maybe the thought of a black woman President scares Senator Obama. Maybe he thinks our place is in the kitchen--the black kitchen. But as a famous black singer whose name escapes me once said, "I will survive as a black woman candidate."

My husband was proud to be our nation's first black President. He had a hard road to walk, like so many of our black forefathers. But he walked that road, with his own two black feet, and I am ready to walk that black, black path he forged for me--for all of us!

And by "us", I mean all of us black people.

Of course, it's not just Senator Obama who oppresses us. At times, we are our own worst black enemy. There are some who say I'm not "black" enough, that I'm an "Uncle Tom". This is nothing new for me. When I left the tough streets of my black, inner city, black neighborhood, there were people who said I was turning my back on my black 'hood.

I didn't listen, because I knew that my black achievements could reflect well on my black roots, and allow me to one day give back to the black community that gave so much to my black self. And I say that now is not the time for black divisiveness. This is a time for black unity. With that unity, we should all come together blackly for one common black goal.

And that goal should be to elect me, the only true black candidate, no matter what Barack "Simon Legree" Obama might say.

I don't get angry at people like Senator Obama, because deep down, they're afraid--afraid of our blackness. To their fear, I counter with my black hope. To their anger, I counter with my black love. To their hate, I counter with my black friendship.

So say it loud, people: we're black and we're black proud!

Wow, this outpouring of affection from you supporters is enough to make me shed a single, black tear of black emotion.

Posted 01.14.08 10:07am * Permalink

   

 

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